My knees hurt really bad. That's the most persistent sign proving I am getting older. Now I would be sorely mistaken (pun) to suggest I'm old. 21 is an age most would crawl on their hands and knees (again) to get back to. The fact of the matter is I have flat feet and refuse to wear my Nike's when I have a perfectly good pair of moccasins available. They just are so stylish...
Motion City Soundtrack is awesome. 3 shows in 3 days. I'm pissed I missed IATM but seeing them play some of the songs I've been wanting to hear for 8 years now was a treat. Lincoln Hall is a cool venue and it was nice to get downtown so early in break. I hope I haven't missed my opportunity to see them play "Cambridge." A boy can dream.
As Christmas approaches, I'm left with many questions. The most pressing of which being "What the H do I get my girlfriend for Christmas?"
Cambridge from the Kids for America EP
Monday, December 21, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Al Bausch Makes My Life Better
15 Reasons Why Al Makes Me Feel Better About Myself
1. No matter what I know that at least one of his favorite sports teams are losing miserably.
2. He never has a good comeback to anything anyone says and therefore constantly looks stupid, which inturn, makes everyone in the room look more intelligent.
3. Al is a bitch.
4. He goes to a fake college, with fake friends and a totally imagined college experience.
5. Al lives on the North Side of Chicago.
6. Al once felt a vagina, unfortunately for him it was his mother's at birth.
7. 20 years later Al still gets pushed around by his 8th grade bullies, they are still in 8th grade.
8. Al thinks he looks fat in his full body adult jammies, so tries to avoid having those extra pack of fruit snacks.
9. He wears his Rams jersey and thinks people get offended by it, when in reality people just feel bad for him.
10. He thinks that socks and sandals feels great and doesn't care how polish/gay it makes him.
11. Al is bicurious.
12. He once professed his love for Rick Ankiel but then Rick went insane and threw a vase at him. Al locked himself in his room and cried for a week and it wasn't until, his friend pretended to be Albert Pujols and offered to take him on a romantic dinner did he come out.
13. Al once masturbated to a picture of Kermit the Frog.
14. He was arrested after simultaneously stalking members of the Mickey Mouse Club, S-Club 7, and the guy who announced Global Guts.
15. He has 8 failed attempts of having sex with Kathleen Schultz... and counting.
1. No matter what I know that at least one of his favorite sports teams are losing miserably.
2. He never has a good comeback to anything anyone says and therefore constantly looks stupid, which inturn, makes everyone in the room look more intelligent.
3. Al is a bitch.
4. He goes to a fake college, with fake friends and a totally imagined college experience.
5. Al lives on the North Side of Chicago.
6. Al once felt a vagina, unfortunately for him it was his mother's at birth.
7. 20 years later Al still gets pushed around by his 8th grade bullies, they are still in 8th grade.
8. Al thinks he looks fat in his full body adult jammies, so tries to avoid having those extra pack of fruit snacks.
9. He wears his Rams jersey and thinks people get offended by it, when in reality people just feel bad for him.
10. He thinks that socks and sandals feels great and doesn't care how polish/gay it makes him.
11. Al is bicurious.
12. He once professed his love for Rick Ankiel but then Rick went insane and threw a vase at him. Al locked himself in his room and cried for a week and it wasn't until, his friend pretended to be Albert Pujols and offered to take him on a romantic dinner did he come out.
13. Al once masturbated to a picture of Kermit the Frog.
14. He was arrested after simultaneously stalking members of the Mickey Mouse Club, S-Club 7, and the guy who announced Global Guts.
15. He has 8 failed attempts of having sex with Kathleen Schultz... and counting.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Spring, thanks for the panic attack!
I've decided that I need to do something constructive with my spare time. So, instead of sitting on my computer refreshing, re-refreshing and re-re-refreshing twitter, my facebook home page and my ex girlfriend's profile (normal things) I'm going to do fun things here! Awesome. Sweet. Delicious.
I don't know if I can do this, but if it's alright with you of course, I would just like to jump right into some questions.
First of all what is sherbet, when did it stop spelling itself sherbert, where was I and why is orange the sherbet flavor of choice? Any help would be great.
Second, why is it that every time Spring rolls around you feel like you need to reevaluate your life goals. I swear to Freyja every time the days start to get longer I tell myself "Your 20 now. What's your plan for the next 60 years of your life?" To which I then go sit down at my desk and try to plan out the next part of my existence.
"So next semester I'll take Foundations of Business that leaves me wide open to have my first kid around 29... I can have his graduation party June 6th of 2031, but that's only if the wife can get off work that week."
And undoubtedly the last seat in the Foundations of Business class is taken 2 minutes before I registar and then I have to go plan everything out all over again.
I hate you Spring... except for baseball and nice weather that I like but I'm still upset.
I don't know if I can do this, but if it's alright with you of course, I would just like to jump right into some questions.
First of all what is sherbet, when did it stop spelling itself sherbert, where was I and why is orange the sherbet flavor of choice? Any help would be great.
Second, why is it that every time Spring rolls around you feel like you need to reevaluate your life goals. I swear to Freyja every time the days start to get longer I tell myself "Your 20 now. What's your plan for the next 60 years of your life?" To which I then go sit down at my desk and try to plan out the next part of my existence.
"So next semester I'll take Foundations of Business that leaves me wide open to have my first kid around 29... I can have his graduation party June 6th of 2031, but that's only if the wife can get off work that week."
And undoubtedly the last seat in the Foundations of Business class is taken 2 minutes before I registar and then I have to go plan everything out all over again.
I hate you Spring... except for baseball and nice weather that I like but I'm still upset.
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