Spring, thanks for the panic attack!

I've decided that I need to do something constructive with my spare time. So, instead of sitting on my computer refreshing, re-refreshing and re-re-refreshing twitter, my facebook home page and my ex girlfriend's profile (normal things) I'm going to do fun things here! Awesome. Sweet. Delicious.

I don't know if I can do this, but if it's alright with you of course, I would just like to jump right into some questions.

First of all what is sherbet, when did it stop spelling itself sherbert, where was I and why is orange the sherbet flavor of choice? Any help would be great.

Second, why is it that every time Spring rolls around you feel like you need to reevaluate your life goals. I swear to Freyja every time the days start to get longer I tell myself "Your 20 now. What's your plan for the next 60 years of your life?" To which I then go sit down at my desk and try to plan out the next part of my existence.

"So next semester I'll take Foundations of Business that leaves me wide open to have my first kid around 29... I can have his graduation party June 6th of 2031, but that's only if the wife can get off work that week."

And undoubtedly the last seat in the Foundations of Business class is taken 2 minutes before I registar and then I have to go plan everything out all over again.

I hate you Spring... except for baseball and nice weather that I like but I'm still upset.